i got 99 indian girl problems but a lesbian ain’t one (actually, only one, but definitely not two)
I keep hearing about all these people who can start their car through their key FOB. the image in my head: “Jagadeesh, take this key and make sure my car is 77 degrees in 5 min.”
one of the hospitals in Chile told us to call the Emergency Department at: 0987654321
and when i started yelling “HOW LOW??” rachel taught me that it was that the batteries were low
there used to be a taco bell 9 blocks away and i thought that was far. after it closed down the nearest one is 84 blocks away. i’m dropping out of medical school to tackle this issue firsthand.